Bet this person’s allergy list at restaurants is even worse.

by Browncoat_Loyalist

33 Comments

  1. Worldly-Sprinkles-77

    So you can’t actually be allergic to the smell of brewed coffee and a coffee allergy in general is so incredibly rare it’s almost unheard of.

  2. I am the center of the universe, cater to my every demand.

    I would ball that piece of paper up, dip it in coffee, and throw it at this persons forehead

  3. Martlet92

    Her own plans that doesn’t run on “airplane fuel”

  4. Nothing says I appreciate you (subtext: for entertaining my desire to be a negative sense of attention) than comic Sans and a sheet of paper you have printed out multiple times to insert your seat number.

  5. Not_Campo2

    Yall are skipping over the allergy to airplane fuel, you wouldn’t even be able to make it on the plane lol

  6. Primordiox

    “Trying to make the flight as enjoyable as possible for *me*”

    We are all miserable up here but nobody else is handing out instruction placards 🙄

  7. MrAshleyMadison

    ![gif](giphy|7GuUwQnz7jna0)

    Just fly like this

  8. Itchy_Professor_4133

    Just slip a plastic garbage bag over the person in 4A. Problem solved

  9. red-plaid-hat

    “Thank you for your patience and understanding in trying to make the flight as enjoyable as possible for me”

    So, weird word choice saying “enjoyment” there. Sure I too enjoy not going into anaphylaxis, but my enjoyment isn’t the concern if I do.

  10. ArtisticMudd

    I’ve flown quite a bit, and gasoline and airplane fuel have never been anything I had to deal with on any flight.

  11. therealtrajan

    Those morning flights literally run on coffee and jet fuel. She’s cooked

  12. Aeolus_14_Umbra

    You can’t actually be allergic to the smell of coffee; there are no VOC allergens in the smell. But the smell could trigger an anxiety attack based on previous trauma.

  13. Toxic_Squash

    There is no evidence the smell of coffee causes allergic reactions to people with that specific allergy. I’d say the person gets anxiety and psychs themselves out when they smell it lol

  14. -blundertaker-

    I’m sorry ma’am, but due to the severity of your allergies we will not able to accept the liability of having you as a passenger on our airline. Please gather your belongings and one of our flight attendants will be happy to escort you back to the gate.

  15. ProperPerspective571

    They better pony up for that private jet or stay tf home

  16. cmfarsight

    I feel like the allergy to jet fuel might be more important in this case than the coffee allergy.

  17. Beezelbub_is_me

    They should just kick them off and tell them to take a bus or train. People’s sense of entitlement is ridiculous

  18. electricfunghi

    Aww damn all our dishes contain gasoline and we can’t modify.

  19. Grigori_the_Lemur

    This person should be disabused of the notion that THEIR problems are everyone else’s problems. Suggest alternate travel arrangements.

  20. Holmes221bBSt

    Allergic to the smell? Only the smell and not the actual thing? That’s a new one. Just bring those swimmers nose plugs and get over it. Just because you don’t like coffee doesn’t mean others can’t have it

  21. stingray_1122

    Seat 4A = First Class Karen

    r/EntitledPeople

  22. AManHasNoShame

    4A? Sorry, that’s First Class. If I’m paying for tickets up there, I’m having the full service.

  23. GoldenTopaz1

    “No gasoline or fuel” how the fuck is the plane supposed to fly then.

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